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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bettywhitehouse
one-time-i-dreamt

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

corvell

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

Source: one-time-i-dreamt
bettywhitehouse
the-cats-meouch

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?

neednothavehappenedtobetrue

*forty bats coalescing into an approximate human form, holding a gatorade* not much, how about you?

prince-bully-koopa

* 5 wolves make their presence known with a piercing how before joining in the circle. They clutter together, and take the form of a human with a iced coffee* ‘sup.

catwithbenefits

*emerges from the back exit of Dairy Queen to take out the garbage* uh.. uhhh.. m-my boss said y'all aren’t allowed to hang out back here…

Source: boogiewoogieking
dailyhangover
anthonysexc

Guess who got asked to prom! BY A STRAIGHT GUY (Army pants). he’s my best friend, and a real man given the fact he has the guts to fulfill my gay student council dream of always helping out planning dances, and never getting asked. I couldn’t ask for a better person in my life. 

Thank you Jacob can’t wait for May 2nd!

anthonysexc

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I’m still crying. 

fastgirlsdoitwell

What the fuck those blue tuxes are the sharpest thing I’ve ever seen

queentinyplugs

Rebloging because I finally got to see how it ended up omg this warms my heart so much I’m crying

happylitttlephil

this. this right here. this is the content i joined this website for

Source: anthonysexc